Showing posts with label Steve Martin. Show all posts
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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Daily Mood Quote - July 3, 2011

 
Daily Mood Quote
Day 60 – July 3, 2011


Tell a man there are 300 billions stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.
~Murphy's Law

This quote reminds me of a story my father told me when I was a little girl. One day he was coming home on a bus from work (he is famous for his bus stories) and he sat down on a newspaper. A younger gentlemen came over and asked my father if he was reading the paper he was sitting on? My dad looked at the man with disbelief, stood up and handed the gentlemen the paper. The next day, the same thing happened, except this time my dad said “Yes!”, stood up turned the page and sat back down. The people around him on the bus burst into laughter and my dad snickered. His question to my siblings and I was; “I wonder if people think before they speak?” Today, my dad would ask, “I wonder if people think before they text, or post online?” Some of the things I've read online would curl your hair, which would be great if you wanted a perm. That's not the point. But, speaking of getting things you really don't want...

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck

With more than seven billion people on our little planet, does that mean two can actually pull this off? Erma Bombeck would be proud! Unfortunately, she would not be proud of me, because I have yet to succeed at this. Even with the new found chaos in my local store (see yesterday's blog), I still seem to walk out with more than I went in for, no matter the time of day. Is it clever merchandising or human nature? Perhaps some questions may be best left unanswered. And, if you think you have the answers...

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. ~Author Unknown

Maybe, Mr. Unknown should of spoke up. It would be nice if someone had all the answers. Let's face it, no one does, because all things are subject to change and at best it is a guess. Often, we only see one side of the coin...

It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story – especially when you’re not sure which half they know. ~ Robert Brault

In the movie Father of the Bride, George Banks (played by Steve Martin) didn't like his future son-in-law Bryan MacKenzie (George Newbern), and took him out for a “man-to-man” to talk about his daughter Annie (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) and his thought was, “So I took Bryan out for a drink. Thought we could have a talk, man-to-man. But as I sat there and listened to his side of the story... I realized this was a golden opportunity. If I ever wanted to get rid of Bryan MacKenzie, this was my chance.” At the end of the scene George realized, “Not only was I not getting rid of the kid... I now found myself talking him into staying.”

George had taken the time to stop and listen to the other side of the story. Too often we run on assumptions and pre-build prejudices, which prevent us from seeing the truth and the whole story. When we take the time to listen and understand the whole story, we are able to make better decisions.

What story will you "listen" to today?

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Friday, June 3, 2011

Daily Mood Quote - June 3, 2011

Daily Mood Quote
Day 30 – June 3, 2011

“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”
~Steve Martin

When you have a dog, kids and/or a spouse, then you have in addition to chaos, desperation, confusion and frustration (a healthy mix), all at the beginning of the day. It's Friday, the last day of the week. We usually look forward to this day with anticipation for the weekend, when alarms don't go off, there's no car pooling to school and no protesting, “Mommmmm, I have nothing to wear today!” The eyes begin to roll, because you know this only means, they haven't found anything they like to wear. “Houston, we have a problem” as said by Tom Hanks as Jim Lovell in Apollo 13. And so begins the compromising and “the great apparel search of 2011”. Ughh!

Just to keep thing interesting, Chester, our big, goofy dog, greeted us this morning by inexplicably throwing up (good thing it was the kitchen floor, that's an easy clean). Still, that doesn't go over well at “O-dark thirty AM”. Why all these things and why do they always happen first thing in the morning? Who knows, but one thing is for sure “It's always something” (thanks Roseanne Roseannadanna portrayed by the late Gilda Radnar on Saturday Night Live).

I believe it's all in how you approach the situation, or the day in this case. My husband says, “That which starts out rough, ends up great. Chaos carries in its turbulent winds a gift. But, getting ahold of that sucker is tough sometimes”. Does that mean this is going to be a Fan-damntastic day? I sure hope so ...WOOHOO, I just cannnn't wait. Why do dogs eat grass anyway?

How will you handle the “ always something” in your day today?

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